1. Read enough of these puns and you will be punstoppable

  2. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity, and it’s impossible to put it down

  3. I would tell you a chemistry joke but I wouldn’t get a reaction

  4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit on the head with a can of soda? He was lucky that it was a soft drink

  5. A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops, on my desk I have a work station………

  6. I got a reversible jacket for christmas, I can’t wait to see how it turned out

  7. After the birth of your first child, you role will become apparent

  8. By shear coincidence, these sheep all look the same

  9. Shout out to people who don’t know what the opposite of “in” is

  10. My friend was annoying me with bird puns, but toucan play this game

  11. Pig puns are so boaring

  12. They made a movie about clocks, it was about time

  13. Punchlines can be painfully funny

  14. Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon

  15. Atheism is a non-prophet organization