She goes to IS 187
Her age is 11
It’s currently October
And math class is nearly over
It’s actually Halloween
A day for everyone to laugh and scream
The bell is about to ring
But then the teacher says something
“For tomorrow you have to do
Pages twelve through twenty-two”
She was really glad
But now she’s extremely sad
She was going to have lots of fun
But now she’s going to have none
She procrastinates on her homework and forgets
When she remembers, she has some regrets
She goes to complete it now
But suddenly she says, “Ow!”
As it turns out,
Spirits are all about
Her math homework has been haunted
Because it was never wanted
They chase her around the room
As the sky darkens to a gloom
Her parents think she’s being a fool
As they cannot see these troublesome ghouls
They eventually stop attacking
So she can stop “randomly” whacking
She continues the rest of the day as she hoped
Hoping the ghosts were magically washed away by soap
The following day in math,
When she explains what happens, the class just gives her laughs
Her teacher thinks she is lying
While she keeps denying
But when she opens her folder to show her teacher,
Her homework is magically in front of her
She gets put in detention,
As her class gives her lots of unwanted attention
She is bored, and as she thinks about funny memes,
She starts to wonder, “Was this just a dream?”
I Love Math Homework
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