The Swerve

PokeCons by Preston C, David M, and Leonardo H, 707

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Ben Shapiro

Type: Conservative, Elf

The alt-right elf pokemon

Statistics:

Level 100

Attack: 200

Special Attack: 200

Defense: 200

Special Defense: 200

Speed: 200

HP: 200

 

MOVESET:

Move 1

Debate me, LIBERAL

Conservative

Powerful Special Attack

Ben Shapiro says the words “Debate me, LIBERAL!”

Which does massive damage (75) to the enemy.  If enemy PokeCon

is a Liberal type it does up to half of their health.  Grants +15 Special Attack to

Ben Shapiro and other Conservative types for the duration of the debate

 

Move 2

Want a cup of coffee, AOC?

 Elf

Special attack

Ben Shapiro stalks AOC

90 damage. Super effective against Liberal types. Lowers special defense.

 

Move 3

Facts don’t care about your feelings!

Conservative

Special attack

Ben Shapiro says, “Facts don’t care about your feelings!”

100 damage. 90% chance to hit. Lowers opponent’s special defense and attack by 25 each, 50 if Liberal type.

 

Move 4

Leaves interview early

Elf

Physical attack

Ben Shapiro is immune to damage for one turn but special defense, physical defense, special attack, and physical attack are lowered for the duration of the battle.

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